THE SOPHOMORE SLUMP
THE TEN AND THIRTY SECOND SONGS
the way these
songs worked was that we would decide on a length beforehand
(usually ten
or thirty seconds) and then, right before we hit record on our computer,
someone would
yell out a topic. for instance: "ten second song about goats!"
the songs were never planned out beforehand, other than deciding who would sing.
naturally, many
of these songs are completely stupid and noisy, but some turned out
much better
than they have any right to be. we'll leave you to decide which those are.
there are more
10 second songs to be found! a number cropped up on several of our
birthday albums.
good hunting!
if you want,
you can randomly select 99 of these songs and burn them to a cd.
presto! you
own the secret album "99" by blasting trout overbite.
DOWNLOAD A RAR FILE WITH ALL 265 OF THEM! (62MB)
awesomely, these are all such small files that they might as well be streaming audio.
from the shortest to the longest:
1 SECOND
SONG ABOUT:
"beeholl-en"
(we have no
clue what we were actually saying in this one. anyone?)
flip-flops
mega-gun
phones
the
dismemberment plan
"you
suffer"
5 SECOND
SONG ABOUT:
a
capella yelling
cheese
q
and not u
10 SECOND
COVER OF:
all
for you
every
nirvana song
molly
runaway
train, i think
smells
like teen spirit
some
song about a bully
10 SECOND
SONG ABOUT:
4th
floor paterno
10
second covers
10
second songs
"10
second song about 10 second songs"
a
dead turtle
a
dead walrus
apricots
arthur
arthur
sending an email to a guy about being a professional cartoonist
arthur
talking on the phone with donna
arthur's
pet monster named john
bean
sprouts
biting
books
broken
pyjamas
buses
chocolate
bookends
churches
cliffhangers
clowns
cold
medicine
crack
crack
rocks
dan
dead
by 28
dead
squirrels
death
dextromethorphan
polistirex
die
toten hosen
dirt
dirty
socks
does
dan have a manual
donkeys
door
door
dramamine
drinking
goat's blood
elementary
school
europe
evil
fat
bacon
fish-eating
walnuts
fluff
flying
burrito brothers
getting
scotch taped to the wall
gingivitis
girls
glue
goats
going
to the dentist
graham
crackers
gravy
hairy
girls
having
done fifty 10 second songs in 20 minutes
henry
kissinger
hot
pockets
inspector
gadget
islands
jane
fonda
jess'
coat
jockeys
joe
and tetris
joe
going to another college before coming to penn state
joe
leaving
kazoos
killing
penguins
kleenex
korn
songs we could do
lamps
leaves
lenny
kravitz
lightbulbs
living
in shunk
llamas
los
straightjackets
marilyn
manson
matt
forgetting the rhythm
matt
going to buy some soda or pop
maurice
mega-gun
metal
monkeys
morgan's
new look
mr.
do
muffins
no
canoe
NO
NO NO
NRT
paper
platypi
parking
tickets
peanut
butter
pies
pissing
razors
plasket
being sick
plasket,
by taylor
plasket
liking richard thompson
plasket
not liking goldwave
plasket's
weird head motions
pokemon
rearranging
furniture
reindeer
retrieving
a quarter
richard
thompson
rock
operas
rock-a-doodle
sad
clams 1
sad
clams 2
sad
clams 3
sad
clams 4
sad
clams 5
scissors
"screw
you arthur"
"screw
you dan"
seeing
the screen in my reflection
shoelaces
slugs
snowballs
snowglobes
snuffilupagus
sock
man
sprinkles
stephen
malkmus
steve
yasserman
taylor's
old roommate
tenth
grade hair
testing
the sound
the
cartoon squirrel that made taylor laugh so much
the
cosmic communicator
the
frat next door
the
gin blossoms guy that killed himself
the
gin blossoms guy that killed himself (funnier version)
the
hot side of the fridge
the
letter k
the
library
the
movie "booty call"
this
orange
those
guys
tibet
tony
danza
toothaches
truck
turner
velcro
vitamins
waffle
house
waiting
for paul to arrive
waking
matt up
wallabies
walmart
what
we did to matt's bed
whether
taylor developed those pictures
why
monkeybone sucks
why
the library is good
wrapping
yetis
yetis
(alternate version)
you
making it big for me
THIRTY SECOND
SONG ABOUT:
a
broken waffle
a
wild rhino
amy
calling on the phone
an
improvised song trap
ana
opening the window
arthur
breaking things
bad
lettuce
boom
bip and doseone
dan
disturbed
e
chords
falling
out of trees
gerbils
in ziplock bags
hippos
hobos
how
big a jerk arthur is
how
jess doesn't want to exist
how
matt's a punk
japan
lard
lepresy
matt's
frozen beer
melty
mints
moldy
cake
mole
juice
mopping
morgan
and liz
my
life with the thrill kill kult
plasket
reading it early morning
shirley
maclaine
slayer
sleep
something
gross
sparkplugs
spilling
things on people
squeaky
shoes
stomping
on midgets
the
time plasket lost his pen
the
tk radio show
the
zoo
this
documentary
topato
walnuts
we
gotta go
wham-o
ball and bat
where
manuel went
1 MINUTE
SONG ABOUT:
muscles
silence
spiders
on fire
2 MINUTE
SONG ABOUT:
dy-no-mite
what's
taking jess so long
4 MINUTE
SONG ABOUT:
plasket
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